Oh, not at all. I'm honored to have been bothered! That was going to be my next question, anyway... it looks like the shirt got the worst of it, but did you sustain any injury yourself?
[ god WHY he would rather get a T-shirt burned into a crop top while he had it on than talk about any of this with someone who cares about him. they never let you get away with "this kind of thing happens because many people can sense that I'm just inherently lesser, and I've accepted that, and it's literally not even a big deal," and it's STRESSFUL. ]
I'm not having any trouble. I was trying to be funny, but I made you worry instead, so now I just feel silly.
Are you at the tavern by the harbor? Can I bring you something?
[ if things continue to deteriorate from here, there's always the desperation ploy: encourage Clive to get even drunker, then delete this whole conversation from his device ]
[ clive "i will punch a god in the face to make sure that no one feels lesser ever again" rosfield, is now sitting at a tavern in a crop top squinting at his communicator, because he's worried that someone is being RUDE to a good bean. obviously, there are better and less objectively stupid ways to show concern, but he's currently too tipsy for that. ]
None of that. You aren't being "silly"― shall I go fetch you from someplace, if you don't feel welcome there?
[ if that's an amat reference wow i feel old.................... ANYWAY, ]
A quieter one, with less rowdy patrons. I know of one, I think.
[ and he sends some coordinates over!!!! the real question is whether Hanatarou really wants to meet up with a guy in a scorched crop-top whose entire personality is HE SAID NO PICKLES!!... choose wisely, tbh. ]
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Have you any tips on how to suture together the fragments of one's broken dignity?
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True enough. You haven't struck me as the type to risk damage to your dignity.
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Uh
I'm kind of like, you know
Comic relief?
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What? Have the others been laughing at you?
[ does he have to enforce the "no bullying on my watch" rule!!!!!!! ]
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"No more than usual" is clearly the wrong answer here and also it's bad to lie but he can make this work!! ]
No, no, everything is normal! There hasn't been an uptick in things like that at all
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Hanatarou. Who's been giving you trouble?
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he would rather get a T-shirt burned into a crop top while he had it on than talk about any of this with someone who cares about him. they never let you get away with "this kind of thing happens because many people can sense that I'm just inherently lesser, and I've accepted that, and it's literally not even a big deal," and it's STRESSFUL. ]
I'm not having any trouble. I was trying to be funny, but I made you worry instead, so now I just feel silly.
Are you at the tavern by the harbor? Can I bring you something?
[ if things continue to deteriorate from here, there's always the desperation ploy: encourage Clive to get even drunker, then delete this whole conversation from his device ]
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None of that. You aren't being "silly"― shall I go fetch you from someplace, if you don't feel welcome there?
[ uno reverse card ]
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That sounds nice, actually. What if we meet up somewhere? I don't have any shirts that would fit you, but I could bring a blanket or something.
[ phewwwwwww. safe for now!!!!! ✌️ ]
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[ wherever... they are.... in this jamjar scenario??? fuck it, we ball. ]
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(they're not on atia) ]
Let's get something to eat! There must be someplace open. Maybe... a different tavern?
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A quieter one, with less rowdy patrons. I know of one, I think.
[ and he sends some coordinates over!!!! the real question is whether Hanatarou really wants to meet up with a guy in a scorched crop-top whose entire personality is HE SAID NO PICKLES!!... choose wisely, tbh. ]