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[flamebrand]

nsfw included in the threads! please skim through at your own risk...!

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[recreatable]

No need to feign modesty, mon ami. [ ur literally a slab of beef ] I don't think it's mushrooms they're hungry for tonight.

[flamebrand]

Verso!

[ aaaaaAAAAAAAA ]

[recreatable]

Although I assume they are also hungry for mushrooms.

[ Given the state of their rations, and all. ]

[flamebrand]

It's only the mushrooms they're hungry for. They'll all eat their fill, and sleep soundly. That includes you.

[recreatable]

Not the biggest fan of mushrooms, actually.

[ And he's reluctant to dig into the limited food available when, unlike everyone else here, he doesn't strictly need it to survive. ]

[flamebrand]

I've noticed that you're not the biggest fan of eating in general. Nor sleeping.

[ Clive's worst trait: caring. ]

[recreatable]

[ Nor prying, Clive! 😇 ]

Perks of immortality.

[flamebrand]

[ The most hypocritical man in the world says: ]

You may be able to bear hardship, but you needn't choose it. There's no sense in being so cavalier about your wellbeing.

[recreatable]

[ what if we were both voiced by ben starr and had martyr complexes, what then ]

Wasn't it you who threw yourself in front of a Gargant because you forgot that I was immortal?

[flamebrand]

It'd switched stances, and fire is my element.

[ how funny is it that they're both fire-coded ben starr characters, except clive is fire incarnate and the real verso died in a fire???? super fucked up cr, actually ]

Your immortality doesn't keep you from hurting, Verso.

[recreatable]

I have a very tough skin.

Ah, but I see why you're so popular with the women now.

[ chivalrous king! ]

[flamebrand]

[ The BIGGEST sigh in the world. ]

I can't make you promise to be more careful, but you will eat mushrooms tonight.

[ putting his foot DOWN ]

[recreatable]

You remind me of my father. He also tried to force me to eat mushrooms, and he also couldn't take 'no' for an answer.

[flamebrand]

And I expect you were a stubborn child. Will you or will you not eat?

[recreatable]

I suspect you might try to force-feed me if I refuse, papa.

[flamebrand]

If you prove evasive, yes. The others worry too, you know.

[recreatable]

None as much as the worrywart figuratively before me.

I'll eat [ now that it's become a whole Thing ] but it's you who should be upping his portions, given your

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heft.

[flamebrand]

Now I'm beginning to suspect that you're the only one who's been looking at me impolitely.

[recreatable]

[ he looks at everyone impolitely, you ain't special ]

It's quite difficult to ignore the tree trunk constantly on the front lines of battle. You understand, mon arbre.

[flamebrand]

[ objectify him more king you deserve it ]

First your father, now a tree. I have a name, you know.

[recreatable]

I didn't mean to offend.

[ oh this is not a safe space to give fun french nicknames suddenly ]

I only meant that you're sturdy, like an old oak.

[flamebrand]

And as wide as a Portier, and as dull as a Sakapatate. Anything else?

[recreatable]

I was attempting charming impertinence about looking at you impolitely.

[ please it was a cOMPLIMENT ]

Clearly, I only achieved impertinence.

[flamebrand]

[ Laughing!! ] And I was trying my hand at humor. Clearly, we both need to work harder in our respective fields.

[recreatable]

I'm rusty. [ At, like, interacting with human beings. ] What's your excuse?